"I had a fantasy of doing Coraline entirely naked, so there would be no children in the audience."

An article in The Village Voice about the Coraline musical starts:

"When I am dictator," intones Stephin Merritt in his distinctive dour baritone, "compulsive homosexuality will remove the problem of children. Soon, I will be dictator. Until then, small children should not come to Coraline."

Lots more along those lines here.

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